1) Starting off with a picture of Mr Bear because I forgot to post one up last week. Naughty me! Here he is in a basket. Ah, the simple things.

2) From cats to the ACCIDENTAL SELFIE! Does this ever happen to you? You turn your iPhone camera on and it’s pointing at you and you see yourself from below in full, double-chinned technicolor? It happens to me all the time. I have so many of these and they never fail to make me laugh. I especially like this one with my huge expanse of matronly bust.

3) I felt compelled to follow that hideous selfie with a nicer picture, so here I am on my way to the Burberry show last week. Actually, I was on my way to have my hair blow-dried (thank you Headmasters) but straight after I had my hair done, I got caught in a downpour so severe it looked as though I’d taken a shower with my clothes on! You can watch the aftermath in the video below – or, if you’re reading via email, by clicking right here.