My latest photo shoot to come out; this was an editorial for Schaufenster Magazine which is published (I think!) in Austria. I love the makeup – it’s amazing how your attention really focuses on the face when hairstyles are taken out of the equation!

We shot this in a huge derelict warehouse that was in the process of being renovated. The workmen did hardly any work whatsoever, especially when I was being changed into my many wacky outfits. Don’t let the wackiness fool you though – everything is high-end current season – the dress in the picture above is from Louis Vuitton and costs more than 4000 Euros!

I don’t think that the picture above looks remotely like me – there’s something weird that has changed in my face! I think it’s either my lips or the shape of my nose that has been altered – either way, I don’t care, I love it!

BEEP BEEEEP! Watch out, model coming through! In a bumper car driven by a deranged doll in a turban!

“Let me out! Oh please let me out!”

“No naughty doll. You crashed the bumper car into a police van and now you must stay in your weird plastic coffin forever. Stop your whining. And get a tan!”

“I got a tan! And now I’m going to operate on you! Relax human lady, this won’t hurt a bit!”

Photographer: Julia Saller, www.sternen-faenger.com