I'm offline for a couple of weeks after this post - I'm working on something magnificent and it requires my full concentration. I'm sure that you can all survive a fortnight without my ridiculous posts on nipples, orifices and social distancing problems, but as a...
Three-Step Skincare for Under £20
Here's a post that will please your purse (Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!): three brilliant skincare products that form a very good, albeit very basic skincare routine, and the whole thing comes in at less than twenty pounds. I did film this for IGTV...
Bandit Crab: How (Not) To Social Distance
After twelve weeks of complete isolation I decided to go to the post office to do some urgent returns. (I actually had to send back some clothes I had ordered and never unboxed. Because who needs clothes in a lockdown? Not I, apparently. Apart from a few special...
Beauty Favourites: May 2017
There's rather a summery theme to this month's beauty favourites; it feels a little early in the year to be cracking out the sunscreens and the beachy scents but we've had a run of hot days and so I've been in all-out floaty dress and flip-flop mode. Talking of beachy...
A Day In The Life: Two Under Two
I filmed this video months ago - Ted was only nine weeks old! - but forgot to edit the footage. So here it is, better late than never, a whole day in my life with "two under two". Just in case you were curious to see what I get up to when I'm left toute seule with the...
Toddler, Baby and Me: The Four Month Update
Well, we're almost at the point where I'm saying goodbye to "two under two" - Angelica is two in two weeks' time. All the twos. It has been difficult at times, having a toddler and a newborn, though not quite as bad as I had anxiously thought it might be. But I have...
Plumping, Smoothing (Non-Ridiculous) Lip Treats
Have you seen these ridiculous sheet masks for lips that seem to be all the rage? Patches of gel, or sheets of serum-infused fabric that are pressed over the lip area and left on for an "intensive treatment". I mean, each to their own and everything, but who wants to...
Hot Days, No Work and Sex in a Lay-By
I indulged in a spot of clickbaiting at the weekend. I simply couldn't resist it. Mainly because I was looking forward to the comments from people utterly incensed that I would dare use the word "sex" in a video title (disappointingly few, I must say - I obviously...
The Multipurpose Maternity Cushion
Well I have to say that the Mum and B Ergonomic Maternity Cushion from Babymoov has been a total Godsend. I used it continuously through the last trimester to get my back/legs/neck comfortable in bed and I have used it for almost every single feed since New Baby Ted...
Sunday Tittle Tattle: My Dad Wrote a Porno
I said I'd be back with more podcast recommendations and so here we are, a mere week later, with My Dad Wrote a Porno. Apologies to those who read the title of this post and spat out their tea: be assured that it's not my own Dad who has written a porno. (Oh GOD, the...
Overactive Tits, Please Calm Down…
I'm pretty sure that my breasts weren't this enthusiastic with the milk production first time around. Is it some sort of phenomenon that on the second baby they go into overdrive, squirting milk at any and every opportunity, turning on like leaky taps the minute you...
Aurelia Botanical Cream Deodorant
The current run of hot weather has provided an excellent opportunity for me to properly test some of the deodorants that I've had lined up along my bathroom shelf. I'm not usually the sweatiest of people and so it takes a very warm day for me to get a proper bit of...
Elemis Marine Cream and the Silky SPF
A surprise entry into my "favourite SPFs" category: the new Pro-Collagen Marine Cream SPF30 from Elemis. I'm a bit dithery about the original Marine Cream; I like the silky, fast-absorbing feel, but at the same time it doesn't have quite the moisturising "oomph" that...
Five Foolproof Bronzers for Fair Skin
My last post (for now!) on fair/foolproof/hint-of-sun bronzers. I realise that I'm at the risk of boring to tears anyone who doesn't need, want or suit them, but at the same time I've been trying to work systematically through my beauty backlog and Subtle...
Sunday Tittle Tattle: At Home With…
I've really started to get into podcasts. I know that I'm at the risk of being late to every single party going at the moment (first lip liner, now podcasts, next I'll be raving about, I don't know, MySpace or something) but I like to tell people about my discoveries...