I was slightly nervous about the fact that the epic Lancome Teint Idole Ultra Wear foundation had been reformulated. And I say epic with not even a hint of irony because it was just that: very few high coverage, ultra longwear foundations came close to it in terms of...
Youthbomb: A Threesome I Can Get On Board With | AD
Ad: this post is sponsored by Beauty Pie as part of my ongoing partnership. There was a blog post due to come out this week; the title of the draft post was Did A Sexier Power Couple Ever Exist? and it was a six hundred word near-delirious rave about the wonders of...
Why I Use An Eye Cream (Again)
Eye cream really divides opinion in the beauty world. Some people swear by it (the usual argument being that skin around the eyes is different - thinner - than elsewhere and so you want a dedicated formula to suit) and some people think that you should just use...
What’s In My Makeup Bag? The Time Capsule
After writing off my "daily essentials" makeup bag, thinking I had lost it at a hotel, I was excited to find that it was, in fact, stowed away right at the back of the glovebox in my car. Behind the owner's manual and the pile of old MOT certificates and the broken...
Giveaway: The Space NK x Caroline Hirons Beauty Box
Yes, yes, how dreadfully selfless of me to give away my hallowed - hallowed I tell thee! - Space NK x Caroline Hirons beauty box. This luxury beauty box - with a product value totalling over £400 - sold out within hours and now you have a chance to win one. It's...
Is This Love Affair Over?
I am sandwiched between two lone male diners. Not in the biblical sense, obviously, they wouldn't be dining if they were sandwiching me (if that is even a term) and I'm not sure I'd refer to them as "lone" males if we were midway through performing some kind of...
My Current Skincare Routine: Winter 2020
I've made some quite significant changes to my skincare routine since Christmas and so I thought it might be time for an update. This wasn't the easiest update video to film, mostly because the issue of the hero product's price-tag was hanging over me like a spectre...
If Jo Malone Did Harvest Festival
Not since Molton Brown's Geranium Nefertum have I spritzed a scent and really really liked it. I think that my nose has gone on strike, to a certain extent - it's not that it can't smell things, it just doesn't really get that excited anymore. Not much tickles my...
Soft AF: Trying on the Basics
I did an Abercrombie & Fitch order last week because the knees had gone through on my favourite skinny jeans. To be quite honest with you, I'm no longer sure that superskinny jeans are really the best cut for me anymore, but they seem to be the only jeans made...
Life Update: Say It’s Not True!
Well, life is hurtling along and Baby One (four and a half years old) asks for "quiet time" so that she can "write her thoughts in her diary" and Baby Number Two (three today!) has started sleeping in a big boy bed. Now listen; some of you might be thinking that three...
Nippleback
I finally caved in, after over ten years of owning an iPhone, and bought myself a protective case. Why the prolonged hesitation? I'll tell you why. I genuinely think that most phone cases are horrendous. They're like the tech version of Crocs. Plasticky, garish...
Hotel Review: The Newt In Somerset
It normally takes me about two years to get around to writing up my hotel reviews (it's well over a year, I think, since I visited the Bedruthan in Cornwall and I still have the notes fresh in my mind, as though I visited yesterday!) but I'm trying to be more...
Best of 2019: My Skincare and Haircare Favourites
Here are my 2019 favourites for skincare and haircare, including the latest shampoo discovery that actually changes the entire feel of my hair and the skincare that'll make a proper difference to your beauty routine. I was going to do a bodycare version of this 2019...
Press Trip de Chanel: A Masterclass in Branding
Here begins my epic task of catching up on all of the stuff I didn't manage to post before the end of 2019, and I'm going to start with a bit of a Chanel update. Because who doesn't love a dose of double-c luxury to kick of the year? Before Christmas I was invited on...
Sunday Tittle Tattle: Early Bird
Why is it that when I have an early wakeup call, I simply cannot get to sleep? And by the way, I'm talking early-early here, when the owls are still hooting and the foxes are still tearing open the bin bags and rooting for chicken bones. Witching hour early, 3.30am...