What’s In My Travel Bag?

What’s In My Travel Bag?

A quick little beauty post to break up the contact lens content. I mean, I'm verging on becoming an eye blogger at this point. There are two or three posts on laser eye surgery to come yet and who knows what eye-related things I'll find to write about after that?...

Contact Lens Update: Ocular Sabotage

Contact Lens Update: Ocular Sabotage

I know you've all been waiting for contact lens news with bated breath so here's my update: I went for my second lesson and didn't do too badly. I have to say that at one point it did feel as though I was in a weird version of the Hunger Games, especially when I was...

Skylark Treehouses Review: The Mind/Soul Reset

Skylark Treehouses Review: The Mind/Soul Reset

This week I did something that felt possibly a bit batshit crazy and stayed, on my own, in a treehouse in the woods. I know. The person who gets spooked in her own garden. It is testament to just how desperately I needed to remove myself from all noise and distraction...

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Writer, content creator, veteran model and avid tester of beauty products. I’ve been blogging since 2010, giving honest recommendations and writing unbiased reviews about everything from luxury holidays to the best budget foundations. I’m in my forties, have two children and often tell funny stories about my life. You can read more about me on the aptly-named “About Me” page.

How (Not) To Shag A Merman

How (Not) To Shag A Merman

Last week I found myself unexpectedly perving over King Triton's torso whilst watching The Little Mermaid II with my kids. Which was something of a surprise, even to myself. A cartoon character - who knew? As he waggled his way into shot, I was taken aback by the...

5 Beauty Favourites: June 2020

5 Beauty Favourites: June 2020

Here are the June favourites, which means that I'm finally getting there with my admin catch-up! I'm going to keep this blurb short and sweet because quite a lot of the video is taken up by a review of some "period pants" and I'm doing a whole other post on those...

How (Not) To Post A Table

How (Not) To Post A Table

I was going to order some little vintage side tables last week but the delivery time, from the Netherlands, was estimated at 4-5 weeks. Considering that the tables are already made - they are secondhand - what in heaven's name mode of transport could possible take 4-5...

May Favourites: It’s Basically Time Travel

I completely forgot to post up my May Favourites video and when I gave it a quick once over to see what it was all about, because May feels like a century ago, it was like travelling back through time. Travelling back to an era when I hadn't hacked off my own hair...

Foundation Review: Estée Lauder Futurist Hydra Rescue

Foundation Review: Estée Lauder Futurist Hydra Rescue

Let's get down to business, in the words of Captain Li Shang from Mulan. (Can you tell I've overdone it on the Disney+ channel binging? There's no Disney stone left unturned in this house. As well as devouring the classics, we've watched every prequel and sequel, some...

Life Update: The Squashing Fetish

Life Update: The Squashing Fetish

I am writing this whilst leaning back - reasonably heavily - on my cat cushion. Not a feather-stuffed, velvet-covered cat cushion, mind: it's a real life cat cushion. Living and breathing. Slightly more supportive than an inanimate one, if you must know. And the...

Cutting My Hair With Paper Scissors

Cutting My Hair With Paper Scissors

I'm offline for a couple of weeks after this post - I'm working on something magnificent and it requires my full concentration. I'm sure that you can all survive a fortnight without my ridiculous posts on nipples, orifices and social distancing problems, but as a...

Three-Step Skincare for Under £20

Three-Step Skincare for Under £20

Here's a post that will please your purse (Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!): three brilliant skincare products that form a very good, albeit very basic skincare routine, and the whole thing comes in at less than twenty pounds. I did film this for IGTV...

Bandit Crab: How (Not) To Social Distance

Bandit Crab: How (Not) To Social Distance

After twelve weeks of complete isolation I decided to go to the post office to do some urgent returns. (I actually had to send back some clothes I had ordered and never unboxed. Because who needs clothes in a lockdown? Not I, apparently. Apart from a few special...

Life Update: Sad Slug Gon

Life Update: Sad Slug Gon

It's a brief update this month, because it all feels a bit disjointed to talk about mundane, everyday events when such momentous things are happening in the wider world. I don't know whether anyone really needs to hear about how my three year-old is now "dry at night"...

My Current Skincare Routine: Spring 2020

My Current Skincare Routine: Spring 2020

Here's the skincare routine I've been following for most of the season and I have to say that it has kept my face looking quite spectacularly fresh and bouncy, considering the stress levels and overarching sense of  fatigue that has dominated the past few months. (And...

Danger Bike: How (Not) To Cycle

Danger Bike: How (Not) To Cycle

My children (three and a bit years old and almost five) have been learning to ride their bikes and it is at once a massively rewarding experience and a very new, very fresh hell. On the one hand, seeing them learn a new skill and become fully-functioning mini-people...