There’s barely any room left for me on my own chair. “No Room at the Inn”, you might say.
This isn’t because I have inexplicably piled on a load of weight, more that Mr Bear (the kitten, fast becoming huge) has decided that his favourite place to be in the whole house is wedged between my bottom and the side of my office chair. There are a number of problems with this scenario, here are just a few:
1) The chair is covered in the most hair-attracting fabric known to man. So now it’s covered in fabric and cat hair. Hence the need for the new Dyson DC-34 Animal Hoover that I’ve just purchased.
2) Mr Bear has to take his monkey with him wherever he goes (and chatter at the monkey very loudly for minutes on end) which means even less room on the chair.
3) Mr Bear insists on taking up extremely cute positions on the chair which renders me speechless with adoration and unable to throw him off.
He has got me totally sussed, hasn’t he?!
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