Many thanks to @Kimanjj on Twitter who spotted me much larger than life on Clapham High Street. Yes, this is me, bashing up a piano with a skirting board. I’d just like to point out that it’s not as easy as it looks, especially whilst balancing on one leg, wearing high heels and pulling a suitable ‘piano bashing’ face.

The enormous billboard (it wraps right around the block) is for a new building that looks like it’s going to be incredible – you can see plans and so on here: http://www.thenewclapham.com/ along with me looking a little bit like a street urchin! I can’t tell you how glad I am that my fringe and bowl-head layer have grown out…

Just in case you’re interested, here are some shots from the actual shoot – just to prove that not everything is added in digitally in post-production. The plaster dust, white paint and piles of rubble are all very much real!

The blurriest pictures in the world for you there!

If you’re passing Clapham High Street and my huge face, then be sure to wave hello!