1) ASOS have 20% off everything. This is the kind of news that makes me feel joyous and slightly sick, all at the same time. I am bound to go completely and utterly over le top. The code is WKEND20 should you wish to join me in a vomit-inducing fash-fest that is bound to end in tears: asos.com (ends 8am tomorrow morning).

2) I am in Dubai. Working, but hopefully with a day or two of proper relaxation. With that in mind, I have pre-scheduled all of this week’s posts and some of them are incredibly lazy. If you feel as though you need extra reading material then may I suggest having a browse of my Most Popular Posts Ever of All Time, or alternatively reading all of the December posts from last year for an authentic “I’ve travelled back in time”experience”? And if you haven’t done your Christmas shop yet then have a look at my gift guides here.

3) This week’s picture of Mr Bear…Mr Bear doing morning headbutts. See above. And no, my eyeshadow is not patchy: I have no makeup on. That’s just my tired, blackened eyelids!