When you’re a bit tipsy, taking off your makeup in the bathroom, be careful when reaching for your cleansing wipes. Don’t mistakenly pick up any of the following. They hurt. A lot.

1. Tesco Bathroom Wipes

2. Parazone ‘flushable’ toilet wipes

3. Perma-Clear glass cleaning wipes

4. Glo-White net curtain whitening sachets

5. Clinique Brush Cleanser.

Just a few suggestions there…I’m not implying that I’ve actually mistakenly used these. Not all at the same time, anyway. Oh! Another thing…brushing your teeth with Veet (for sensitive skin) is never a good idea either. You might not notice when you’re drunk, but boy…..