Bap Scooping, Boot Slouching and 100 Denier Tights

Bap Scooping, Boot Slouching and 100 Denier Tights

Here's one for those of you who wanted a more affordable take on the "floral noir" trend; a delightfully frippy little number that's almost more lingerie than it is clothing, thanks to the pretty lace trim and tie-front. Obviously it must be balanced out with black...

Gone For Six Nights

Gone For Six Nights

I went away for six whole nights (I went for the days too, obviously, otherwise it would have been a logistical nightmare) and I took my little vlogging camera with me to document the trip. I've called the resulting video - wait for this, because it's an absolute...

Bees, More Bees and Trying Not To Sneeze

Bees, More Bees and Trying Not To Sneeze

Where have I been? You might well ask. Just the small matter of a lopped-off wisdom tooth and a sewn-over gum. Who would have thought that such a small area of the body could cause such widespread havoc? I swear I can feel the throbbing in my toes during the hour that...

Three Coats to Lift Your Autumn Look | AD

Three Coats to Lift Your Autumn Look | AD

(links marked * are affiliate links, for more info see disclaimer below post) It's picture-heavy, this post, but I did risk life and limb standing in the middle of the road for the photos, so I'm including as many as self-respect will allow. To be entirely honest,...

Hotel Life: Satan’s Shampoo

Hotel Life: Satan’s Shampoo

I've made the dire mistake, numerous times this year alone, of using the free shampoo and conditioner provided by whatever hotel I've happened to be staying in. Now I hate to generalise about hotel shampoos and conditioners (especially as I'm later going to present a...

Skincare Review: Bioderma Sensibio Eye Contour Gel

Skincare Review: Bioderma Sensibio Eye Contour Gel

I first bought Bioderma's Sensibio Eye Contour Gel a few years ago in Paris; I had forgotten to pack my beloved Pai Echium Eye Cream and so I hot-footed it to the nearest Pharmacie to find something similar. I was in Paris for a cosmetics shoot and my call sheet...

Take Your Glasses Off So I Can Kiss You

Take Your Glasses Off So I Can Kiss You

I'm having one of those evenings when I feel as though I'm most definitely losing at the whole parenthood game. The tedious bedtime battles continue and the longer the battle goes on for, the more wound up I get. Honestly, it's like being a negotiator in one of those...

Delve into my Sac de Secrets

Delve into my Sac de Secrets

I've been in Paris - can you tell? Give me twenty-four hours in France and I start coming out with all of the bad franglais. Actually (and I'm very proud of this) I always get lots of compliments about my very authentic French accent whenever I'm in Paris....

Best Supermarket Beauty Buys: ASDA

Best Supermarket Beauty Buys: ASDA

The supermarket beauty series continues; this time I trawled the aisles at ASDA to find the best skincare, makeup and haircare morsels. There wasn't so much choice in the way of niche beauty at ASDA but - and this takes us tailspinning into an entirely new and...

The Near-Death Walking Experience

The Near-Death Walking Experience

Something happened on our family trip to Cornwall, back in May: I almost died. Now some people will say I'm being melodramatic about things and that I wasn't anywhere close to death and that also I shouldn't make light of death, or near-death, and to those people I...

The Best Makeup Removers for Sensitive Eyes

The Best Makeup Removers for Sensitive Eyes

(links marked * are affiliate links, for more info see disclaimer below post) My eyes don't particularly like it when I wear a lot of makeup. Killjoys! They've always been a bit whiney and sensitive when it comes to being caked in powder shadows, rimmed in kohl pencil...

Friends, Fanjitas and a Fear of Over-Talking

Friends, Fanjitas and a Fear of Over-Talking

What I'd give for a transcript of Lily Pebble's and Anna Newton's latest At Home With podcast. They came to my house in Somerset along with (my wife from a different life) Caroline Hirons and things got slightly out of hand. Not only did I somehow invent the term...