Oh dear. I feel terribly, terribly guilty that I have been ignoring you all – I have been working twenty-hour days on Project Ssshh, which I only started as something fun for you all but have now made into some kind of monstrous time-sapper. Anyway, I hope you have been enjoying the scheduled posts, which you probably didn’t even know were scheduled (why am I telling you this?!) because I am such a master of stealth!

Project Ssshh will be revealed this week but to keep you sweet I’ve got some excellent news: Fabulous are giving away Nails Inc polishes FOR FREE! And they are really, really nice! I have a picture of my hand wearing ‘Atomic’, which is an almost-fluoro orange. The pink is nice too, but my picture is rubbish so I’m not showing. My hand got shy.

All you have to do to get your hands on this set of polish is collect the vouchers that will be printed (from this Sunday) in Fabulous mag. You need to get three out of the four they’ll be issuing and then you then just pop along to Tescos and claim your prize.

I like. I like a lot.