And the winner is……Yvonne! You have been picked out of the AMR Competition Salad Bowl! Well done – better start deciding who your best mates are! I will be emailing you with the details, and I shall be covering the event for AMR, so look out for me! I’ll be the drunk in the corner.

The rest of you, commiserations. Join the ticket queue, do not pass go, do not collect free canapes and cocktails. Sorry, am I rubbing it in? I have another very excellent competition coming up, so keep an eye out for it. I might make it slightly more taxing than just putting your name down – a riddle to solve, perhaps…