Were you aware of my ‘second life’ as a male grooming expert? If not then you really need to get yourselves over to Ape to Gentleman and read my new column. I’m attempting to bring you hot news from the front line of fashion without getting jailed for being a pervert (you’ll see) so I’d appreciate it if you took a couple of minutes to acknowledge my efforts – in the future I’ll be bringing you ‘best buys’ for your man, ‘supermodel favourites’ and ‘products to share’. Aw. How romantic.

The latest column is HERE – please add Ape to Gentleman to your bookmarks!