This was the day that a German magazine client stuck hair clippings (with glue) to my face to form a moustache and “super-fuzzy eyebrows”. They wanted me to look like Einstein. You can tell how happy I am about that…

It got worse – did I mention that this was a lingerie shoot? They didn’t even use the pictures in the end, it was just like one long exercise in seeing how far one person could be demeaned. Oh sorry – not one person, there were five of us all together. “Sexy Einsteins”. The mind boggles.

Take a look at “So You Really Want to Be a Model, Huh? Part 1“, in which I was made to look like a human rock. By the way, if there are any models reading this who have anything to contribute to this ongoing feature, please do let me know. Via Twitter is best, as I’m always checking it…