What the hell is going on here then?

Two models at the Julian Louie SS10 show in New York – and don’t they look ecstatic?

I’m sure you would look suicidal too if someone had come along and randomly sprayed your face with orange car paint, before batting you all over the top of your head with a talcum-puff.

This is what I think I would look like if I decided to bake bread whilst wearing Dermalogica’s Vitamin Recovery Masque.

Imagine; my orange masque has sweated off in large patches, I have a dusting of flour on my hairline, and I’ve even misplaced my bread bun…oh, there it is, on top of my head.